we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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