His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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