nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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