In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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