Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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