Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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