i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
how does that bad decision feel?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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