If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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