I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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