why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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