Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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