Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
pray to the hookup gods
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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