there's paper in my vomit.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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