Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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