I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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