Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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