It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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