Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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