After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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