Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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