i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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