Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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