I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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