If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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