U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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