Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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