She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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