I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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