I'm passing your future prison.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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