no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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