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  • 99 35
    Submitted by W_T_F on Mar 14, 11 at 10:40am
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    Don't disobey the penis. It has infinite wisdom and always knows what is best. Its head is bigger in propotion to its body than yours, has adequate bloodflow to promote good reasoning, and does its best thinking with one eye closed.

    • 46 44
      Submitted by said8ED on Mar 15, 11 at 3:36am
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      now....if we could fit that onto a shirt...

  • 72 27
    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 14, 11 at 10:19am
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    Actually, that's a great answer.

  • 63 40
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 14, 11 at 10:58am
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    THE PENIS KNOWS ALL

  • 63 53
    Submitted by officespace on Mar 14, 11 at 3:33pm
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    Any girl that does not believe a guy's life is run entirely by his penis has lived too much of a sheltered life.

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    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 15, 11 at 8:22am
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    Very clever, W_T_F.

  • 47 33
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 14, 11 at 10:17pm
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    this person obviously doesn't have a penis.....