i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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