yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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