Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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