Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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