There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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