so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
that's an acceptable place to lick
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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