why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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