he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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