ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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