All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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