Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize