u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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