you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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