we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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