last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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