You surviving the open bar?
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omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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