how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have tasted many bathrooms
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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