dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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