Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It's shark week go big or go home
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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