How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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