the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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