so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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